#I DO THO

[slowlorishands]

robin's brown now, i don't make the rules

[lennie4everz]

RIKEY SWEEP

[rylsticfm]

that's all that you are.

[mvnvgedmischief]

u guys ever think about how hard it was to grow up gay in like 2010 bc…. that was a challenge

[solargeist]

bloodborne is fucked up for a lot of reasons but the fact that the hunter will eat umbilical cords without knowing why is defo up there in Fuckedness

[tonymarias]

Steve O serving face… some of you wouldn’t get it

[squidy-tee-png]

do you listen to will wood. go listen to will wood

William Wood?

Nope. Never. Don't know who he is. Never heard of will wood. He's not real

[person4924]

sometimes my cat when she doesn’t want to be touched and you try to will literally bend her back down so you don’t touch her

autism.

[eartha-zipp]

[beeskneesntrees]

no I don't need to invest another 200 hours into breath of the wild to hold me over until May 12th

[sacredjake]

me jake

🤝🏻

ankle bracelets on our right ankles and wearing bracelets that match our loved ones

[onerios]

Forgot it's not normal to say "I want to rip my skin off" at any minor inconvenience

[caeloservare]

// I need alike meme but with "how disappointing am I?" ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[xanican-exile]

"Yeah fuck elves"

Venix you also have pointy ears

[elliewlums]

i’m sorry there is actually no fucking way abby is straight

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring